Will You Please Rate My Poem?

I give it a 32 … you made me sooo hungry.
Save me some. I’m getting my bib and I’ll be there in 15 minutes.

“and by force of hunger
you will become
me ”
When the verse is very delicious, this becomes a Writer-Reader dialogue.
In combat its its a War-Soldier dialog. In politics.. In Wall Street..Etc.
All the above and vice versa because of “you will become me”
Powerful stuff, peculiarly rated at 26!

Waiting Miss Muffet
Wilted on her Toughette
While the spider lingered by
Wringing ate spiked shoe feet
Wrought worry in her eyes.
The spider glided down
perch in her hair and whispered
Now what’s in the bowl you dish?
26 eyes darted
eyelids parted
13 pairs
on a platter
A platter of gold
The bowl broken at her feet

And this little piggy went “,WEE,WEE,WEE,WEE,WEE,WEE”
All the way home. That made me laugh, “WEE,WEE,WEE” OOPS!!!
Since there are 10 little piggy`s you get a 10/10

At least a 20! Add a steamed bun with poppy seeds, mustard, no ketchup, celery salt, pickle, relish and hot peppers plus delivery and I will give you a 26 for sure!

12 maybe 13, nice laugh though thanks. My favorite was “You fire-grilled slab of greased pig!” Great!

Seeing how it is 625AM here,and it made me run,not walk to the fridge,To fry up a slab o bacon! I give it a 25,and say that You owe me one!! (lol)

Ooh, you are awful,
But I like you! lol
26, purely or not so purely,
Because of the clever play of words.
Now why am I thinking of a Large Saveloy right now?

27
You went and made a poem about a critic of Rosie O’Donnell when she is making her way through a buffet line like a buzz saw through wood and ruining it for anyone left behind her.

I gotta go with Catz on this…
then Sister’s “tard” aside.
26 for finally gettin’ a flipping laugh on this place today!!!!!!!!!!!!
my eternal thanks.
ma

you get a 25 for a great representation of a Maori warrior at a breakfast bar, aren’t you serving coffee this morning?

The hidden last line is “and belch like yo Momma wuz callin’ you”
25 for not having that last line in place. shame on you.

17 funny and creepy but not great.
can you look at this one?http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;…

Wow! There is power in this…not only funny! A new slant on things is always welcome, and you did it righteously!
26+
Good morning!

42 the answer is always 42

25
Only because pork ribz on a grill is such an art, that they are so often hit-and-miss.
Write a short story about beer and I’ll give you a 41.

17 just a good number for such a good poem

Very sexy! 27+

Geesh! What happened to your avatar? it looks like a sausage in a bun with mustard! You better get something to eat man!
They say, you are what you eat!
19

10, not a very high rating.

It’s bacon and eggs for me this morning. You get a 26 if I don’t burn the bacon.

I give it a 26 and it made me hungry as all heck. Now share that pig roast. ?

A definite 26.
Big pig roast is in order!

26! That was HOT in a sick sort of way! I need a cold shower now!!

12

62

23 5/8 +/- 2%

OMG, you did it, you really did it … you went and barbecued Oprah!

Oh…a nice ad for KC Masterpiece BBQ Sauce ! It’s a 25.5
Who wants ribs ? I have an extra one…

Save me the skin…I’m a pro at makin cracklin’s…
Rating= 52, a full deck.

This poem made me a horny little fairy. 26 I give to you.
Love honey