Help! I Ate My Brother’s Guinea Pig!! What Do I Do???

lmao. that is too funny.
why don’t you just throw the bones away, unless he’s already seen the bones.
if he has then tell him you were grilling food and you had him out and he fell into the grill.
OR. if he’s not yound enough to believe anything then tell him that he died and that you already buried him.
he’ll probably be mad that you “buried him” without him to be there but oh well. (:

I don’t believe you did that.
Don’t be immature.
You probably just want to see what people will say but it’s not funny. I’m a vegetarian and i find this a very offensive joke. Don’t ask stupid questions to get noticed and to be funny because it’s not.
If you really did do this then you are even more immature and stupid. For one thing you shouldn’t being doing drugs and on drugs are not it was still you who did it and came from somewhere inside of you so it’s your own sick minded fault.
I’m not trying to be mean but that’s just…..retarded!

You can’t be serious. I don’t know what country you are from but here in the United States we don’t do that. How much drugs were you on? This is so disgusting. You are making me sick. I hope you are kidding. If you aren’t then I have no sympathy for you. You must have been really pissed off at your brother to eat his guinea pig.

Liar, liar, pants on fire. That must have been LSD you were on and you still haven’t come down. COME ON! Nobody has a craving for guinea pig. Besides, you would have had to skin it, de-bone it, take the guts out, etc.
If true, yeah right, you need some help to get off the drugs pronto.

wow that’s serious!!
well you should tell him and ask him to forgive you and say you will get him a knew plus he can pick it out!!
go to this web site and you can see the guinea pigs up for adoption in your home town http://www.petfinder.com/
hope this helps you and don’t fill bad it was a mistake

Yeah right, you ate a guinia pig. Who the heck is going to believe that? I totally agree with veggie chick, (I’m vegetarian too!) ( I agree with Katrina P. also) There’s nothing left to say after you read those two answers.

First of all , that is scary and discusting and second is telling him the truth and buy him a new one or you could tell him he got out of his cage and ran away. Sorry I’m just joking about the last part.And it’s really weird that you would eat a guinea pig.o_O

That’s a pretty awful thing to do to your brother. Fess up and tell him what you did, it’s the least you deserve for killing a poor animal.
Of course assuming you’re not a troll, which is hopefully the case.

ok first of all thats really gross 2nd tell him the truth 3 what ever your on stop 4th tell your parents first 5th tell him youll get him a new pet 6th say that your really sorry but be honest the whole time he will be very mad at you but dont lie it will only be worst……………………… : GROSS

How cruel!!! Now Im going to have nightmares. That is inhuman. Tell him the truth. Thats abusive and sooo mean! NO EXCUSES!

buy him a stuffed one and tell him its the dead body. Considering in the world yopu live in he’ll believe you.

You are a sick person! You should just commit suicide so no one will have to face you again!

This is a public service announcement of why you shouldn’t use drugs.

You need to go see a shrink. Tell the truth and buy a new one for him.

go to a pet store and find on that looks exactly like your brothers

YOU ATE A GUINEA PIG!!!!! You should say you where on drugs and get him a new guinea pig and do things he wants too do.

Go to the pet store and buy another one….btw it might be time to try colouring the fur with food colouring, LOL!

get a dog
blame it on the dog
cry
keep crying
still crying
say u’ll buy a new one
buy a cow and say they had no geni pigs

Hi Lu H
I think you need some help hunny!, no matter if this is true or not true ! Please go and see a doctor.

Lets me ask you this, are you still on drugs….

Blame it on the dog….
Was it good? xD

congrads, for telling people you are on drugs even though its illegal -___-

lmao.

whos gonna beleive u *****?